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15 moments from Aim’s letters home, newest first. Each letter opens with the part that shows wit highlighted.

Well...now what? Part 3

Lance Stewart · June 1st, 2024

And there was no way I was going to fly back to NY for my M.Ed ceremonies after getting the bragging rights of being one of three people in Columbia's history to get a degree without ever attending on campus (I took advantage of COVID lol).

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The power of prayer...

Lance Stewart · May 21st, 2024

I actually moved there right after coming home from starting a super small business teaching Koreans english so I thought I was prepared for another culture shock. Oh...young naive Lance.

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Will Aim become Lord of the Flies next year?

Lance Stewart · May 7th, 2024

That being said, I commit to keeping the next parent meeting to 45 minutes sharp (...give or take 45 minutes).

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Hoist the anchors and unfurl the sails!

Lance Stewart · August 23rd, 2023

Well...I could have tried to concoct some new way of saying the same ol' things, but then this email would have looked so long that Jake wouldn't have finished it.

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Well...now what? Part 2

Lance Stewart · June 10th, 2023

First off, I take back everything I have ever said about the hero's journey and finding a calling in life. It is NOT worth it. It is a vicious lie. Turn back now before it's too late!

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Two roads diverged in a wood...

Lance Stewart · May 12th, 2023

No, I am not dying. No, I am not leaving Aim or moving out of state. And for heaven's sake, I am never selling Aim!!!!

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Would Aim still be your tribe...

Lance Stewart · May 4th, 2023

If 100% of parents thought that we needed to add 27 new items to the contract? " And a lie detector test, monthly background checks, weekly random drug AND caffeine tests, and heck...while we're at it--uniforms!

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Thanks for being on this journey with me

Lance Stewart · December 19th, 2022

Every year we start out feeling like we have a pretty good handle on things...only problem is it's an ejection handle. Sometimes I am forcefully reminded that we're not in Kansas (the Mark's basement) anymore. As you know, in a few short months the school has already changed immensely. So sometimes it feels like all we can do is hang on.

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Exhibition Pep Talk

Lance Stewart · November 16th, 2022

At least with my dad hat on I can just blame the guides and fall into the sweet comfort of victimhood... ah....there it is... just like sliding into my favorite recliner...much better

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My sincerest apologies...

Lance Stewart · October 22nd, 2022

But until then....you're stuck with me....even when I write ridiculously long introductory material...like this sentence with all of its baroque dependent clauses and cascading turns of phrase....

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Any astrophysicists out there? Someone help me out...

Lance Stewart · October 14th, 2022

Either way, this recent conversation somehow (d)evolved into a description of a fictional scene that may even surpass the last analogy used of chickens and foxes--where all of the eagles are treading water out in the middle of the ocean when Mr. Lance comes along and pours a few drops of blood into the water with a maniacal grin and then rips open the door to a cage full of sharks.

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Expanding your mind is exhausting work

Lance Stewart · September 16th, 2022

Ms. Britney hilariously commented that sometimes she feels like a mother hen trying to gather her chicks, and then Mr. Lance is like, 'Send in the foxes!"

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The Story Continues...(3/3/22)

Lance Stewart · March 3rd, 2022

Getting the full picture of the incredible experiences from this simple email will be as futile as trying to get the Lord of the Rings from the back of a cereal box. But I am a glutton for punishment and Aim has outlawed the word impossible anyways... So here is my attempt nonetheless. Here we go....

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Year 2 Session 1 (9/11/21)

Lance Stewart · September 11th, 2021

This has led to a game that the eagles have really gotten a kick out of. Each of the guides' names is on a whiteboard where the eagles add tally marks for each question that guide answers. The first guide who reaches five points has to bring in donuts.

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Year 1 Session 6 (5/30/21)

Lance Stewart · May 30th, 2021

The fun part came when they began recording videos of themselves for self-evaluation. Any initial hesitation was quickly followed by sharing the funny parts and laughing at their attempts with others.

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